Hi, I’m Mike DiBenedetto

Not actually my girlfriend

I received an email this morning from my girlfriend with the subject: “This morning…” Here is the text of the email:

I was so out of it that I took the sugar that I was going to put into my coffee, I opened it then opened the garbage can and promptly poured the entire packet in. I think that a day off is needed.

I wonder if people in the Middle Ages did things like feed their kids the cow food by accident or whether this is an effect of all of our iPods, DVRs and smartphones.